people wHO SmiLE AT YO U WHEN U MAKE EYE CONTACT WI HT THEM ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PEOPLE
“this is awkward” yeah NOW it is since you just said that you dumb boring fuck
♡Love/Couples♡
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Yeah so one day lets just awkwardly cuddle and laugh at how weird it would be at first but I'll let you play with my hair to make it better. Pls
i just learn how to braid hair i’ll braid your hair
YOUR LEFT LEG IS THANKS GIVING
YOUR RIGHT LEG IS CHRISTMAS
CAN I VISIT YOU IN BETWEEN THE HOLIDAYS
what if when you killed someone you gained their best trait
#what if you only got what THEY thought their best trait was
#you think you’re killing someone for their brain and you get their nose instead #you think you’re killing someone for their strength and you get their baking skills instead #you think you’re killing someone for their cunning and you get their ability to parallel park
write a goddam book
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
A capital letter changes it even further:
Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses
literally the best post I have seen on this website
#smoke on We Heart It
http://weheartit.com/entry/118086269/via/aleex_infinity
